Glumless In Sobriety

I feel like laughing today....hope this will make you laugh  (and I'm pretty sure "glumless" is not a word)  Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar  stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at  the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two beers, draft please."  The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation  while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet boys?"  "We're off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,  rent a car, and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.  "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country. The history, the  beer, fish and chips, the culture..."  "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and a couple of  drafts, that's us, eh Jim?  "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.  "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.