Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Glumless In Sobriety

 I feel like laughing today....hope this will make you laugh
 (and I'm pretty sure "glumless" is not a word)

 Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar
 stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at
 the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two beers, draft please."
 The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
 while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet boys?"

 "We're off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
 rent a car, and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

 "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country. The history, the
 beer, fish and chips, the culture..."

 "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and a couple of
 drafts, that's us, eh Jim?

 "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

 "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.